1. With my thirty horror films finished, I no longer have to watch horror movies. While I’m sure I’ll end up watching plenty more before the year is out, I no longer can spit in God’s face with a quantifiable achievement. That’s why Marissa and I will now be teaming up to watch 25 90s teen films by Oct. 1, 2011. We’ll be using the tag#90smovies to keep track and we’ll be live tweeting the films on our joint twitter @90smovies. We’ll try to keep our list to ones available on Netflix Instant so everyone can join in on the fun.
2. Next is that I will no longer be posting stupid comic book pieces on this blog space. Instead, you can head over to Comics Are Not For Babies for those. Unlike this space and my baseball blog, I’ll be updating whenever the hell I feel like. For those that want to hear about my awkward bathroom problems but hated having to see Batman punch people in the face, this is best news you’ve heard since twenty minutes ago.

So there you have it. Get going.

-DC Halloween Special 2010

Batman celebrates one holiday: Halloween

-Creepy #4

Change the references from robots to Obama and you have today’s newspaper headlines. And that’s scary.

-Batman and Robin #14

Professor Pyg and I have very similar feelings about work.

-Amazing Spider-Man #50

Even Doctor Doom cares about the environment. How this hasn’t become a poster to spurn the green movement is beyond me.

-Amazing Spider-Man #46

This is why I have trust issues with women.

-Amazing Spider-Man #51

At least the dude respects the classics.

-Amazing Spider-Man #57

Whenever string theory freaks me out, I just repeat this mantra to myself and everything is okay.

-Superman #76

Looks like the only thing Superman can’t stop is depression.

-Green Lantern #3

Maybe it’s because he doesn’t like being called Pieface?